What sound does a mastodon make?

And give you guys the same thing people on myspace got, because I know no one really reads that. If you read this blog and I know about it, you are on here. Let me know when you're found yourself.. I wanna see what you think about it.. hahaha.



I know a man who's words seems to always so eloquently flow through his fingers. Funny thing is, the guy has a crazy voice and everyone in the audience knows him by name.

I know a gal who I tried to help through a huge breakup back last school year. She's quirky and cool without trying and plays the Clarinet. She was most definitely one of the valley girls.

I know a gal who, after dating her, turned into one of the closest friends I had. That was forever ago and we don't talk anymore but somehow, I think I might see her name somewhere famous when I grow up.

I know a gal who was among my first friends at West. She sat at lunch with us freshmen year and despite the crap I might have given her in the past, we're still great friends.

I know a gal who I danced with one morning at Career Center. She's quite possibly the most insane girl I know and just has "that hair."

I know a girl who is crazy short and really good friends with that previous girl. I don't know her all that well and thats unfortunate, but she gives some good advice.

I know a dude who is the foremost authority on Southern anything. He plays snare and he will demand a sandwich from any woman he sees.

I know a dude who has the most ugly taste in color imaginable. I think it's on purpose. He likes driving through puddles and knows the game of football very well.

I know a gal who is quite amazing and who is always funny and beautiful. She's mean all the time but I know how she feels so I can deal. I think she might have the most college memorabelia in creation.

I know a gal whom I used to be close with but now thats changed. She didn't mind working with a ton of half-naked dudes on a movie for school and while she doesn't think so, I know she'll amount to more than most of us.

I know a gal whom a student teacher thought was Cuban. We planned a pink wedding last yeah and all she can do is laugh. I'm no longer popular enough to see her really.

I know a man who was and is my first best friend. I feel like I'll always know him and he is probably the biggest player of video games ever. He is raised by tight crackers.

I know a dude who is not from this side of the ocean. He can play a mean game of Initial D and I met him formally playing Yu-Gi-Oh. A guy further down this list hates the music he likes.

I know a gal who is really tall and was a valley girl back at Hanes. She was in my math class last year and it was sweet, but just like a ton of people, I never see her anymore.

I know a dude who is the meanest bass player around. The guy can curse and scream like nobody's business and its hilarious. West will miss him next year.

I know a dude who knows absolutely everyone. I swear it. He was the pimp daddy at Hanes and everyone can call him their friend. He will undoubtly be famous in some respect.

I know a dude who can get very very angry when certain people play certain games. The dude is pretty insane but at the end of the day, he's one of my best friends whom I can bitch about anything to.

I know a very short dude who is quite an angry Northerner. He is one of those assholes who just keeps getting funnier and he will jump all over me sometimes.

I know a girl who likes to put her feet up on my chair. All the time. She is really nice and smart and runs red lights.

I know a guy who is also pretty short and has given me rides a few times. He knows him some ska and has a pretty sweet ride.

I know a dude is really quiet, both vocally and while playing his music. He is still pretty funny and he was among the people that tried to keep me and a certain other hairy dude in line in the mellophone section.

I know two dudes who are the exact same, except ones evil. They would kill Ms. Martin the first chance they got and were the most hilariuos people I met at West by far.

I know a dude with some long ass hair. The guy is hilarious and is in my English class this year. He always writes in pen, and he has a nice freakin leather jacket.

I know a dude whom I could talk about games with all day long and I do. He is my cheif competitor on the field for "most facial hair" and is ALWAYS funny. He is a pimp with good taste. He claims we'd be straight soul-mates. I'm good with that.

I know a dude who is sick nasty at some poetry. He cut me with a butchers knife and is the best creative mind I know. He applies himself where it counts and that is quite admirable these days.

I know a dude who drives me every week day. He has got some good taste in music and loves British music a LOT. He favorite letter in the alphabet is without a doubt, "D."

I know a man who is the beast of all beasts. He can and will benchpress you and is a total ladykiller. One of the main dudes behind the movie last year.

I know a guy who directs us all out on the field. I used to sit by him in band and he is a pretty chill dude. I wish I knew him better.

I know a dude who has a made-up condition named after him. He is the man at some trumpet and catches on to my stupid games pretty quickly. I've worked with him before on a certain project with a certain Jew.

I know the skinniest dude in exsistence. He is really quiet but he loves him some Japanese games; we played Beatmania together a few times. He drives the biggest car ever.

I know a guy who tells whats going down in Physics every day. He also knows all the Japanese ever and has a way with the awkward turtle.

I know a dude who is pretty insane on taking some shots of lemon juice. We have chilled on occassion but it should be more ofter cause he is crazy and it can get quite funny. He is tall as hell.

I know a man who will never hear the end of my shit. He has a controllable maturity dial and knows how to handle my anger all the time. He knows me better than me and can play a mean game of Quake.

I know a guy who I used to play cards with over the phone. He is, without a doubt, the most insane person I know, period. There is nearly nothing he wouldn't do and he is always joking. A good mood lightener in general, I must say.